East Haddam, Conn. – I own two clunkers, and I’m proud of it. I drive my cars until my mechanic, fearing for his own safety, refuses to work on them. To get my wheezing metal geezers, someone is going to have to pry my cold, dead fingers from the steering wheel – or at least offer more than a few measly grand to euthanize them.
I’m all for stimulating the economy, cleaning air, and improving fuel economy, but there are better ways to achieve all that than throwing away perfectly serviceable vehicles as though they were disposable razors.
My jalopies were born in 1991 and 1992, and they each boast well over 200,000 miles on their respective odometers. My son’s first car was older than he was. The current rust buckets parked in the driveway were old when I bought them for $1,200 and $2,500 respectively, cash money. No ballooning monthly payments for me. They have taken me more than 100,000 miles combined. That’s less than 4 cents a mile. Despite their age, they get respectable gas mileage, too, with the sedan approaching 35 miles per gallon and the wagon getting 25 m.p.g. on the highway (all on regular gas, no additives). I should turn these cream puffs in? True, their great mileage means that they’re ineligible for the clunker program, but even if they did qualify I wouldn’t hand them over. (more…)
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